Training Wheels

A synonym for a chaser

I need my training wheels, buddy, where’d it go?

by appledjax April 26, 2019

Mississippi Train

When you live in Mississippi and your cousins come into town for a family reunion and you run a train on each other.

I went to this family reunion one time with my buddy, everyone started to run a Mississippi train on each other so obviously I had to join in.

by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019

he needs more training

Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.

I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.

I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.

by The wing Wong guy May 16, 2019

train dogs

Security guards at train station

Them fucken train dogs have been cunts today

by Lenkina August 11, 2019

Saggy train

We’re u balls hang low

Ew they look like a saggy train

by Liammoza06 August 17, 2019

quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.

Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.

by dopexile August 25, 2019