2 definitions by dopexile
Manager: Team, I'm sorry to inform you that you're being laid off. The company will be terminating your employment in the next few weeks. This is Prassad, one of your half price replacement from Bangalore, India. He was contracted from Infosys because of the big shortage of technology workers in America.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
by dopexile November 7, 2018
A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.
Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!
What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?
Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?
Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
by dopexile August 25, 2019