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Alvin Thomas

Some guy who always appears writing cringe captions, ruining perfect videos.
Alvin Thomas @AlvinTh58409271
That is unbelievable.
by Withered Thief August 1, 2021
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HEY THOMAS!

To throw a drink bottle at a toddler
HEY THOMAS! Here cop this drink bottle you specky little fuck
by yamaswheels October 30, 2021
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Louis-Thomas

The biggest chad on earth. No human being ever resisted his big dick energy.
My man is such a Louis-Thomas, I can’t get enough of him
by sheesh1616 November 23, 2021
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defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing
"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"
by mamathomas November 30, 2021
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tyler thomas

The richest man in all of chatsworth. Enjoys being pissed on.
Hi my name is Tyler thomas and I’m a fucking pud.
by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh March 30, 2022
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William Thomas

An American swimmer who was absolute dogshit at swimming, so he became transgender. He now uses the name "Lia" and absolutely dominates women's swimming, even though he is biologically male. And being biologically male, he is physically larger than all of the women, allowing him to swim much faster than all of them. Not to mention his swimsuit barely fits on him! He might as well be using steroids!!!
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 6, 2022
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Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022
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