Stainyrobics 

A hard, intense workout created by SFC Roger "Stainy" Staneglass, chaplain of Camp Swampy army base in North Carolina. He created this to help him stay in shape between church sermons. All his other solider friends often join him in this.

Stainy: Uh oh, its 0500. I better do my Stainyrobics. (starts stretching himself) Sweet Mary, its a great day!

Orville: (seeing Stainy) Hey Stainy, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird church workout?

Stainy: No, its just my Stainyrobics. This is kinda crazy, but I love it. Why don't you join me?

Orville: Sure! (starts doing jumping jacks trying to warm himself up)

Amos: (sees Stainy and Orville exercising) Wow! They're doing PT and they didn't invite me! Well, they're gonna get it now. (screaming) TEN HUT! At ease. Can I join you guys?

Stainy: Sure! Here, try pumping this a few times. (he hands Amos a big wooden cross) Just make believe you're Jesus trying to carry it, only its too heavy.

Amos: Whoah! My biceps are burning. I bet Martha would have a freak-out if she saw us doing this! What a Mother's Day present, I'll go home with some burning Brigadier biceps!!

Stainyrobics by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011

stainwipe 

To act like a jackass, an annoying person. A stupidass. One who acts brainless, low IQ.

He is acting like a stainwipe.

stainwipe by freebyrdtb February 15, 2012

stained the toilet brown 

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

stained the toilet brown by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

staind 

A resonating emotion that is eternally trapped inside a music recording.

Eric Clapton unknowingly created a staind when he recorded the song "Tears in Heaven".

staind by abelboy November 28, 2013

Stainky 

Combination word of stained and stinky or stanky. Showing not only does the person smell bad but also their underwear are stained with shit.

Lamar is stainky. He has shat his pants thus causing them to be stained and stinky.

Stainky by Sasquatch 69 February 28, 2017

staines 

When you get a double blowjob from two hookers at the same time and leave without paying them.

ohn: "How was last night dude?"

Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!

staines by rofltson April 24, 2017

staind-pain 

The extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to the album Break the Cycle.

Waking up with "It's Been A While" stuck in her head, Sarah experienced staind-pain for the first time since 2001.

NOTE: Not to be confused with stain-pain, the remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

staind-pain by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018