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Pink Adventure 

Is a quick, almost un-noticeable response to a Female’s question “What would you like to do?” Historically this term has only been used by male spelunkers to subconsciously suggest sex to a woman, if executed correctly. If this response is tendered too slowly and the Female has no sense of humor, it may be offensive. Timing is also crucial as once the question has been purposed the response needs to be immediate. A cupped hand over mouth is necessary if the Female can read lips.

The term has been adopted for modern times as now it is gender neutral, as females and males alike can use this term to suggest sex to a female. Female responders need not worry about speed, timing or the cupped hand, but should consider making a “la la la la la” sound and flicking their tongue in an up and down manner while making such sound.
Female "What would you like to do?"
Male "Pink Adventure."

Also accepted

Female "What would you like to do?"
Female "Pink Adventure...la la la la la la la!"
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pink coffee mug 

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.
"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

Pink Dandelion 

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.
My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!
Pink Dandelion by thefox_4 November 29, 2011

pink-beardedness 

the act of becoming so incredibly badass that you grow a pink tipped beard. Pink-beardedness attracts all types of attention especially sexual attention from females, mostly jailbait.
Dimebag Darrell was always flaunting his pink-beardedness.
Look at that guy with all those girls, he definitely has some pink-beardedness goin on.

Pink Desert

A Term to describe a dry Vagina.
Guy 1: Ohhh yeah she was all for it.
Guy 2: Oh wow you luck guy!
Guy 1: Oh I know! But she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
Guy 2: Oh, that ruined it then
Pink Desert by Maxiesnax August 5, 2012

Pink Beard 

The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.
Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.
Pink Beard by kelskilla August 28, 2012