Hooked Up

When someone is stoned, pissed or generally off their head after using drugs or drinking alcohol.

You were pretty hooked up last night when you spewed in that garden.

by god May 20, 2003

Hooker

NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant

Origin: "playing hooky"

Joe: Where were you in math today?
Julia: I went to the mall.
Joe: You hooker!

by Gabetronic January 12, 2011

Hooker

Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?

Dude1:Hey look at that hooker dude2!
Dude2:HOLY SHIT DUDE1 YOUR MOMS UGLY!

by 27081305 November 29, 2010

Hooker

Christia Miller

do you wanna be a christina miller? hooker

by -Ama May 8, 2011

the hook

using one's finger in a hook like fashion relieve constipation

Jeff Frentz used the hook to eliminate pressure from his bowels

by Matt Drawbaugh December 7, 2004

Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009

Hookah Furrie

A furrie who smokes at a hookah bar, maybe wears tail and ears at said hookah bar me

I know that guyz a furrie form his bumper stickers and his collar. He's the local hookah furrie

by Hookah Furrie September 28, 2008