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The Can Man 

A little old man who goes around collecting cans from trash cans so he can recycle them. He wears yellow, rubber gloves and a white fisherman's hat.
Look, it's the can man, he's a rare species.

Don't go talk to the can man, you'll disturb his habitat.
The Can Man by Shomo February 21, 2005
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I can see how that happened 

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.
First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

bitch can't hang 

When a drinking buddy starts turning down rounds cause they don't want to get any more hammered.The phrase is also used for those who have already passed out.
What the fuck dude he's already out and I counted,he only had 12 beers.That bitch can't hang,dude.
bitch can't hang by take5burn1 February 7, 2010

He can't even piss in a cup 

A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.
Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.

Glade can 

The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."
"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"

"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"

no one can find out about this 

when two people are "talking" and they dont want others to know because it may ruin a relationship or friendship between them and other people. also when there is a secret or suprise for or about another person.
girl: "i really like you but i have a boyfriend"
boy: "well things can happen, but no one can find out about this"