Coughmumble

An onomatopoeia serving to explain a subject one would rather not say/ write.

"Hey, I saw that you changed your relationship status. Who is it?"
"Coughmumble"
"Oh, damn! Not that fuckface!!!

by ShahOfShazam July 9, 2010

Coughgasm

A coughgasm is when you cough and have a miniture orgasm.

Brittney: *Has coughgasm*
Alley: Uh, Brittney you just had a coughgasm.
Brittney: What's that?
Alley: When you have a miniture orgasm from coughing

by 1468ILoveYou May 14, 2011

Coughgasm

When you smell/sniff something really strong or get a small speck of whatever fiber comes off of it and you go into a long, painful attach of coughs and wheezes.

Me: Dude i sniffed this pepper and had a coughgasm!
Guy: Whats that?
Me: Sniff this and u will find out!

by jason906906 November 23, 2013

Coughfartie

A hard cough that triggers a loud fart at the same time. Pronounced ca-far-tee. Similar to laughfartie or sneefart

He was coughing so hard that he was coughfarting all the way out of the room.
Oops, that wasn't a cough that was a coughfartie.

by My10eshu March 20, 2014

coughermation

DEF. of COUGHERMATION. the information as to why I have a cough.

I gave her the coughermation as to why I had a cough.

by Pegglyweggly December 14, 2015

Coughblocked

Coughblocked is when a girl you have been wanting to hook up with has been sick for a while, eliminating any chance of you hooking up with her for a while. This roots from the term "cockblocked" but it has a complete different meaning.

Nima: Wait teagan so did you hook up with that one hot girl you were talking about?
Teagan: No I got coughblocked.
Nima: Oh shit sorry dude.

by NimaC16 September 4, 2016

coughpoppy

Noun-the state of which a person falls asleep drunk,then proceeds to speak in a slurry gibberish language, and/or starts doing odd things while eating.

"Why is there a half of a cheeseburger in your shower?"
"Oh, my mom was coughpoppy last night"

by TesTheMess99 November 22, 2016