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Clit Car 

Slang for a very common type of car or automobile. In the UK for example something like a Ford Fiesta or Focus, in Germany a VW Golf or Mercedes A Class. So called, because every cunt's got one.
I just couldn't bear to buy a Clit Car, so I bought a Bentley instead.
Clit Car by Jobsagoodun September 10, 2006
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5 car pile up 

a sexual act in which when 5 gay men (or a mix between men and women but the women have to have a strap on's) stant about 5 feet from eachother while one bends over on the bed and they all run into each other, making sure that their dick/strap on goes up the ass of the person in front of them in a verry fast plowing session. (it could also be a 10 car pileup if there are more people)
guy 1 bends over on the bed, guy 2 runs then plows his ass, guy 3 then does the same, etc.etc the result is a 5 car pile up.
The ford Mandeo. The Mighty, Manly car driven by Peter Mc Millian, aka Ossah, aka Man Man!
Dude did you get the license of that man car?
Man Car by Darko Darkenson and Co. February 12, 2008

Stop the car Jon 

The act of requesting a sudden halt to any activity or journey currently being undertaken.

Derived from the sporadic, and often fervent, requests of Edmund III to randomly stop a vehicle in transit in order to test its 0-60 prowess.
"Woah ... Stop the car Jon ... does anyone know where we left Marky boy?"

Compton Car Wash 

Sexual act involving multiple black men ejaculating on one female's face or body, most often followed by the men rubbing their sperm on the girl's face with their penises.
"Hey Winston, wanna come over tonight? That ho bag Jenna will be over tonight, and she wants the Compton Car Wash!"

estate car 

NOT a car with an extended rear cargo section (like a stationwagon). No. But the type of car you find on an English Council Estate (areas of public/social housing, typified by brutal, modernist, concrete ghettos erected in the 1950s.)

Vauxhall Nova, Peugeot 106, Ford Fiesta, Citroen Visa, Ford Mondeo, etc.

The older the better. Stinky material interiors. No alarms. Not worth stealing.
I have £200 to spend on a new vehicle. Looks like all I can afford is an estate car.