retina threatening 

Something or someone really unattractive.

I got set up on a blind date and they were totally retina threatening.

retina threatening by JRazz March 26, 2010

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

monkey threat by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010

Moist Teat 

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

Moist Teat by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012

lag theater 

One of those theaters that get's movies a month after regular theaters screen them.

Dude, I wanted to see Sinister but its not playing anymore
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town

lag theater by tomschase November 24, 2013

Triple Threat 

When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.

Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.

Triple Threat by etCetera69 August 11, 2014

Side Teats

Like "Side Boob" but seen on an overweight girl who shouldn't be wearing a top like that and her rolls create the multi-boob effect.

"She bent over and I saw way too much side teats"

Side Teats by 81-K March 4, 2016

wank theatrics

The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out

Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand

( 2 very attractive ladies walk by) .... Those 2 hotties will be lezzing off in my wank theatrics tonight

wank theatrics by Mr blue March 11, 2016