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get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.
by teepee997 November 10, 2010
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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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hissing snake

when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands
Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!
by nighthawk211211211 June 19, 2009
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snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime
hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday
by frankturner March 9, 2010
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Snake Sunday

Snake Sunday is a holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day. It is in honor of St. Patrick chasing the snakes out of Ireland. Typically it is used as a way of dealing with a hangover from celebrating a "pseudo" St. Patrick's Day which is commonly done by partaking of the great Irish tradition on a Saturday night when the actual holiday is during the work week. Commonly in honor of Snake Sunday, celebrators will exclaim "SNAKE SUNDAY" typically in unison. This cheer usually follows either the question, "What day is it?" some variant thereof, or if someone says "Happy Snake Sunday!"
Ted: "Hey Lance, how you doing today?"

Lance: "Hey Ted, pretty hungover from celebrating St. Patrick's Day last night, but otherwise it's a great Snake Sunday!"

Ted/Lance: "SNAKE SUNDAY!!!"
by Prim3y March 14, 2010
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break out with my snake out

when you're being made fun of and you have to stand up for yourself and show them hoes what your workin with you gotta break out with your snake out.
I was just chillin when someone said "man, I heard you had a tiny penis" and I said " Shit I'm bout ta break out with my snake out"
by Mister sister Mister January 23, 2010
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