Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun June 7, 2016

Staturbater

Someone who is sexually aroused by a video Game

Bily is a true staturbater

by staturbater May 31, 2016

statspadding

doesnt fucking exist

statspadding isnt a fucking word, nub

by RicardoTheSmartAss February 10, 2017

Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.

Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."

by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017

statsy

A term used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt."

by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017

Statuephobia

The fear and hostility towards Statues. Usually the result of a mental disorder or brainwashing and sufferes may have issues with knowing what period of time they are in. This phobia was just born after the uprising of President Donald Trump.

"I feel sorry for that liberal over there, he has Statuephobia ." Friend, "Yea that must suck."

by CarlAzuzV.2 April 19, 2018

Statue of fireball

When two or more red heads come together to fulfill their sexual desires

Damn zane and mason just got with that girl to have a statue of fireball.

by Creature of the dark October 4, 2017