shoot a layup 

When one takes a long dump and the turd lays up on the side of the bowl and sticks out of the water.

Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while, I just shot a layup in there.

Excuse me, after that coffee I think I'm due to shoot a layup.

shoot a layup by Johnny Kat May 16, 2008

Shoot The Core 

A slogan of many shoot-em-up video games coined from the Gradius series

Shoot The Core!

Shoot The Core by P12 August 5, 2008

shoot the basket 

when your beating your meat and your ejaculate goes into your belly button
the ejaculate being the ball and the basket being your tummy

frank- i learned how to shoot the basket yesterday

john- im so jealous TEACH ME

shoot the basket by Fro 51 October 4, 2008

Scooting Off 

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males

Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn

Scooting Off by CuervoJones August 18, 2010

Shoot or Shoot 

A term used among friends or acquaintances when when discussing a risky activity. It’s purpose is to encourage individuals to reach their full potential regardless of the consequences. In other words, to embody a full send mentally in all their undertakings.

Jason: should I send this?

Andrew: shoot or shoot.

Shoot or Shoot by KsigRulez February 7, 2018

Shoot the gap 

When one is planning to travel. Or asking for someone to travel long distances.

Chris: Hey bro! You heard about that concert, you gonna go?
Bro: Idk man, it’s kinda far.
Chris: Dude c’mon, might as well just shoot the gap.

Eve: Hey girl, I heard you are moving today. Have you left?
Girl: Yes, I’m bout to shoot the gap now.

Shoot the gap by Zesty27 May 6, 2018

Shoot my load and hit the road 

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.

Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare

Shoot my load and hit the road by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020