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putting the cat in the bag 

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.
Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"
Related Words
Putin Puta putz puto putanginamo putangina pute Putt Put puti
Putka is one really remarkable melodious bulgarian word. The strong lyricism that this word emanates is immense! Everybody should call their friends and family members PUTKAs... The famous bulgarian pop-folk (aka chalga genre) singer Azis (don't meddle with the group Oasis, but you know... they're all gays so there's no problem) has a remarkable quote "Kvo prai6 ma parcaaaal!" (Whatcha do wet rag? (gay voice)) well... It has developed now as "Kvo prai6 ma putkooo" and It sounds better influenced by Azis's Genius and the lyric power sodden in word PUTKA.

BULGARIA LOVES "PUTKA"... without "PUTKA" our fine ladies would live in a huge confusion of their real nature.

Bless you fine bulgarian putkas! We love ya, occasionally even two times a day!
"Putko zaspala prosta" (bulgarian saying)
"Vulva simplex hypnotica nonmarginata" (latin saying)

Now you see... bulgarian philosophers are successors of the latin philosophy geniuses such as Sokrates, Pythagoras, etc. Frankly, they even blanch before bulgarian thinkers.
putka by dEmON! February 26, 2006

putacabra 

putacabra

noun pʃupaˈkaβɾa

Definition:

A highly sexed person with little to no sexual standard(s). Literally, a fuck monster.

Origin:

First used in Las Vegas, NV when I was struggling to describe my promiscuous friend.
"I dropped my pen, and accidentally gave him a blow j."

"You're a putacabra. Leave these poor townspeople alone."
putacabra by Janey J. October 30, 2013

Putrid Pill

The legend says that it is the head of an unfortunate being named Anders. Some say his pill is so smelly that people from his place of birth (Smelly/Putrid/Stench/Viking Land) actually moved countries because of the awful scent that his lid gives off. Some one diagnosed with the Putrid Pill Diseases will find it incredibly hard to pick up women, in fact, someone with a Putrid Pill will find that men will be hitting on them.
*A putrid pill walks in*
Person 1: "OMG!, did someone just bring in a bag of decaying dead bodies?"
Person 2: "I think it's the rotten eggs"
Person 3: "No look, a putrid pill just walked in"
Person 1: "Run as far away as possible"
Putrid Pill by Cologne Pill May 26, 2014

Tootie Fruitie Putie 

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

Vladimir Putin 

A bitch. he started a war or sum idk
news ppl: ppl in ukraine are dying n stuff

me: it was Vladimir Putin