18 definitions by malcolm

code

The stuff you put together in a programming language to make a program/script do something.

<?php
echo "I'm code";
?>

or

#include<stdio.h>
void main(void) { printf("I'm code too!"); }

by malcolm July 10, 2003

Corbian syndrome

when someone stays with a woman/man he/she hates only for sex or fear of not being with a woman or man ever again.

-that poor bastard got the corbian syndrome.

by malcolm November 26, 2004

Kaiju Big Battle

A Live Monster Fighting Tournament consisting of grown men wearing made up Japanese monster suits beating the crap out of eachother in a steal cage. AKA - Pure Awesomeness

"Kaiju Big Battel is coming to Town!"

by malcolm January 25, 2004

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by malcolm January 26, 2004

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by malcolm November 3, 2003

jonmac

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.

Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"

by malcolm July 19, 2004

i hear your cry

a saying often used by black people that means "I understand what your saying"

idiot #1 Hey bro the man is keeping me down!
idiot #2 I hear your cry. I hear your cry

by malcolm March 12, 2004