malcolm's definitions

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

Cunter

To be used in conjunction (for added emphasis) with "cunting" in describing a person (usually a man) who is a cunt.

Listen to me you cunting cunter, if you park in my space again I'll

by Malcolm April 28, 2004

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

code

The stuff you put together in a programming language to make a program/script do something.

<?php
echo "I'm code";
?>

or

#include<stdio.h>
void main(void) { printf("I'm code too!"); }

by Malcolm July 9, 2003

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004

mappy

A mappy is a word created to describe an african american woman with extremely nappy hair.

Ohhhh mahhh gawdddd, look at her, she is soooo mappy, I cant beleive this shit

by Malcolm January 30, 2005

LLoyd Banks

One the best rappers alive

Our vehicles is long enough to stash the street-sweeper, this shit gon' get uglier than a Master P sneaker

by Malcolm February 18, 2004