malcolm's definitions

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

Cunter

To be used in conjunction (for added emphasis) with "cunting" in describing a person (usually a man) who is a cunt.

Listen to me you cunting cunter, if you park in my space again I'll

by Malcolm April 28, 2004

jonmac

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.

Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"

by Malcolm July 19, 2004

Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.

I am malcolmed

by Malcolm November 29, 2003

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004

mappy

A mappy is a word created to describe an african american woman with extremely nappy hair.

Ohhhh mahhh gawdddd, look at her, she is soooo mappy, I cant beleive this shit

by Malcolm January 30, 2005