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justin bieber banana bleeder 

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.
Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night

Banana Pudding 

Giving a girl banana pudding consists of several steps:
1. Fuck the girl with a peeled banana until it becomes mushy/ground.
2. Place banana paste into a bowl, and cum into said bowl.
3. Mix substance together and place onto dick.
4. Have girl suck your dick, in the process feeding her the banana pudding.
Yeah, last night I made my girl some banana pudding. She ate that strait up.
Banana Pudding by Lawb Jobber January 19, 2009

Banana Bread 

Banana Bread is the funniest word in the world that got turned into a gang in ossining ny

Also its what you say if your in the gang
Yo I'm about 2 pop off on those nigga. Banana Bread!!!!
Banana Bread by Lenox Robinson March 18, 2009

Banana Nut 

An act commonly performed during coitus wherein the male participant removes the penis from the vaginal/anal/auditory/visual/verbal/nasal orifice of his sexual counterpart just prior to ejaculation, whereupon he removes his prophylactic by taking the reservoir tip between the thumb and forefinger of both hands, peeling it off of the sexual organ like one commonly peels the skin from a banana. The Male participant must proceed to ejaculate on and around the face of his sexual counterpart, ensuring to cover the most real-estate possible between the hairline and the neckline including key areas such as the mouth, eyes, nose, and breast.

NOTE: By nature of the inherent actions taken to execute a "Banana Nut", one's penis MUST be sheathed in a prophylactic for a time between coitus and the execution of the "Banana Nut". see ( wrap it up ).

In some cases one may, mid-coitus, take on a prophylactic for the sole purpose of removing it during the execution of the "Banana Nut".
...since I didn't know her last name, I decided to wrap my junk, and when I finished laying pipe I peeled off that jimmy hat and blew a banana nut all over whatserface's face!

banana dick 

a dick that is so bent it looks deformed.
me: did you and Jeff fuck last night?
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.
banana dick by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

bananana 

A ripe banana, good banana. Your Grandpa likes it. And you Sister likes it. From the left to the right.
"Hey, do you know the banana song from Yo Gabba Gabba?"
"Yeah...From the left to the right, bananana! North to South, bananana! South to East, bananana!"
bananana by PrncesJessie October 27, 2008