He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.
by teepee997 November 10, 2010
Get the get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane mug.Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
Get the Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake mug.Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi mug.An ancient indian martial arts technique where you get low and meet your Snake sag behind you. The longer it is the more effective it is. Most effective against against girls.
by Sensei Wu #2 November 10, 2020
Get the Sahgging Snake mug.a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
Get the Alabama Snake Rider mug.Someone who is deceitful and two-faced. Someone who will try to hurt you for absolutely no reason at all or because they didn’t get what they want. They will seem nice, respectful, and caring so they can grow a bond, a friendship and try to be your friend so in the end they can strike, and backstab you. Snakes typically try to receive information that can hurt somebody’s reputation, such as asking for inappropriate pictures, or using them for their money, etc. They will do this while acting innocent and trying to put the blame on you. It can be very difficult to spot a snake (or snake in the grass, another term used) cause of their ability to get close to somebody and seem like a trustful friend.
The term “Snake” or “Snake in the grass” is used to describe these people due to the fact that snakes can seem gentle, and friendly, but in reality can hurt you quickly, without notice.
The term “Snake” or “Snake in the grass” is used to describe these people due to the fact that snakes can seem gentle, and friendly, but in reality can hurt you quickly, without notice.
Amy: “I’ve been talking to this one boy recently”
Liz: “Oh really? Who?”
Amy: “Zach, he’s reallyyyyy nice!”
Liz: “Is he the tall one with glasses?”
Amy: “Yeah why?”
Liz: “He ghosted a few of my other friends, I heard he’s a Snake, be careful of what you say and do.”
Liz: “Oh really? Who?”
Amy: “Zach, he’s reallyyyyy nice!”
Liz: “Is he the tall one with glasses?”
Amy: “Yeah why?”
Liz: “He ghosted a few of my other friends, I heard he’s a Snake, be careful of what you say and do.”
by anonymous_3_44 March 30, 2020
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