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Dont be so Mayo 

{phrase}

One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.

-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-

To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"

Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."

Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"

Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"

Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
Dont be so Mayo by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
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I'm so (fill in city) 

It's pretty much an attention starved individual stating that they're proud of being from said city, and stating so by explaining that they are legit by either knowing of an old landmark that has been torn down or may still exist or by taking part in dumb ass past times which would most definitely get you arrested, or by reminiscing about past times, or phrases that no one uses or cares to take part in.
"I'm so (fill in city) I remember Menace II Society ended midnight movies at the Cinema 12."

ur mom so fat shes an avacado 🥑🥑🥑

She really is.
ur mom so fat shes an avacado 🥑🥑🥑

I'm so fucking bored! 

I did this because i'm so fucking bored!
E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!
I'm so fucking bored! by TMOB2 June 15, 2019

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I 

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!

me so horny 

Another word for hot ass Asian female, could be broken down to "MSH" for short or between the fellas
Tim: Yo dog, check out that me so horny!!

Chaz: Yea man, I'd hit that!!
me so horny by chaz714 November 3, 2006