the smokey bear

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.

Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!

by Conor R December 27, 2008

gummy bear

In group sex, when men gather around a fat, hairy man (the bear) and jack-off on him. Some may chant "gummy bear" repeatedly.

Dude, I was at this wild sex party last night - we gave this guy a gummy bear.

by RNPS August 7, 2007

gummy bear

something you name your boyfriend who's chubby but still your teddy bear.

man, my man ricardo is my gummy bear.

by Queen B 6 July 17, 2006

Cal Bear

people who sleep most of the day, eat, and are constantly on facebook keeping up with notifications.

he man you a cal bear?

No!

Because you are just sleeping and facebooking it!

by Mr.Hype November 1, 2010

Bear-Gasm

A sweet sensation, better than an orgasm, provoked by seeing a picture of a girl who you will never meet or sleep with.

I seen a picture of Megan Fox today, then Vannessa Anne Hudgens. I pulled down my pants and bear-gasmed everywhere.

by Ciaran Ya Bass January 31, 2009

Fat Bear

1. a large fat man who couldn't coach the Pittsburgh Steeler to a victory over a pop-warner team

2. A large fan man who couldn't coach the New York Yankees to a victory over a little league team and thinks it's funny to bean his players.

If Fat Bear wasn't our coach we might have won some fucking games.

by Ball sack blahosaphat June 21, 2006

Poke the Bear

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.

She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.

by ∪･ｪ･∪ May 24, 2018