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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
mugGet the Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shakemug.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug.

Snake

A snake is jake Paul that is why Erika Costell is a snake bitch because Erika is dating Jake and Erika is jakes bitch
Jake is a snake !!!
by Chloe. Ava. Gonzales December 23, 2017
mugGet the Snakemug.

snakes

a thing that everyone hates and i love snakes.
snakes are cool stop killing them
by helloiamsean January 5, 2022
mugGet the snakesmug.

Snake

Someone who gains your trust and then you tell them your weaknesses......then when your vulnerable use that information to hurt you. In others words a snake is also a scumbag too.
Richie says to Matts wife Toyoko

"Hey Toyoko , Matt told me in private he cheated on his old girlfriend Sunny so I guess he will eventually do that to you to"

Matt says to Richie when he finds out what he said to Toyoko

OMG.......OMG fucking god......,"Your a real snake Jason for saying personal information behind my back to my wife......how dare you!.......how fucking dare you!........you disrespectful disgusting man!
by Max Goope April 18, 2018
mugGet the Snakemug.

snake

-is some one who is a fake person.

-a snitch.
-scandalous
by mochamaoka June 5, 2016
mugGet the snakemug.

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