Micro B's

Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.

Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"

Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."

by Fratern-dip-sesh January 8, 2017

Benjamin The B

has too much porn in his google search history.

Benjamin The B watches too much porn

by uwumaster#37 February 9, 2019

Rowan B

a big, hairy, juicy handsome man who loves to drink chilk with a pile of hamlets watching the son set.

Settle down on that chilk! Your like rowan b.

by Eugine Jezum. May 3, 2023

b a h

b a h, meaning, bitch ass hoe

“she’s such a b a h”
“i know! she’s such a bitch ass hoe”

by b a h April 4, 2019

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

Justin B

Small cashew like sized penis that is not proportional to body shape

The guy over there has a Justin B

by Cashewluv1 September 8, 2018

b a h

b a h, meaning bitch ass hoe

“she’s such a b a h”
“i know, she’s such a bitch ass hoe”

by b a h April 4, 2019