token fuck

Getting a good token fuck is when sister James fucks you nice and hard in the ass leaving a token shape in your asshole, after this you may experience having deer like shits

Holy shit that squirrel jus got token fucked in the ass

by Hitlers_Favorite_Jew ✡️ November 2, 2021

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

How to give a fuck

This question is used when we want to express an illusory interest in a given topic.

Majkela: Filip, I'm googling how to give a fuck about what you talking about.
Filip: Ok

by dnjdududhs January 8, 2022

Fuck Red Madik Week

From December 10th to December 17th every MAWR Studios user can harass the Madik011. This lasts one week and Madik011 can't do anything about it.

Hey, it's Fuck Red Madik Week, let's harass Red_Maidik!

by GlitchOfGamers December 2, 2023

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

fucked

non-normative

My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.

by retroj August 14, 2022

fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.

Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"

by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019