Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 2, 2023
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A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.
I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.
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Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
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