celling tile

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty

A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die

by I love celling tiles May 31, 2024

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On tilt

(:adv;) in the progress of being drunk, high, or otherwise buzzed. To inform others that you are in a buzzed position or state somewhere between sober and completely intoxicated.

“Better watch out for Johnny he’s completely on tilt and may get out of hand”

by J.T.Puffinstuff December 18, 2024

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Samuel Tilden

The man who won in 1876 really, but was stolen of a victory by the Electoral Commission.

I am sick and tired of Grant shills claiming His Fraudulency was elected democratically. Southern Tilden votes were thrown out by Grant and his cronies despite the Colorado state legislature having a faux majority, the rampant fraud in the South, and the obstructionism of Congress. Samuel Tilden stood up to President Grant and the Republicans punished him for it. This catastrophe could've been averted had we never entangled ourselves into slavery, which in the long term would have ensured a free and fair Tilden victory. It would've also ensured Al Gore his 2000 victory, as minority voters wouldn't have been disenfranchised in Florida. 124 years apart, and nearly the same circumstances.

by Rutherfraud Hayes March 16, 2025

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Aunt Tilly Killer

A drink concoction, usually made at the kids table, of adding all ingredients on the table into one cup and attempting to mix it to make it look appetizing to an unsuspecting inebriated aunt. Way worse that a jersey turnpike or cement mixer.

Hey guys, let's make an aunt Tilly killer! Pass the butter, ketchup, holandiase, seltzer, table water, table wine, coca cola, cocktail sauce, and bread! Let's put it in aunt Karen's glass and see if we can make her drink it instead of her mimosa!

by Scottie Dont August 12, 2025

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