John Lennon

A contradiction with legs

You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

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Papa Johns

A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.

Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?

Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.

by senthurmanz November 3, 2017

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The papa John

When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to come and you grab her by the neck and whisper in her ear “one click of the mouse papas in the house”and you both instantly cum.

Oh,oh! One click of the mouse papas in the house ahhhh!!! Oh yes I love the papa john.

by Sodiepops February 21, 2018

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John Stroud

When you have a poo in the toilet that requires multiple flushes

I'll see you in 10 minutes - I'm going for a John Stroud.

Don't go in number 2 - someone has done a massive John Stroud

I'm off for a nice relaxing John Stroud

by StanVanDamn January 6, 2018

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The last zombie on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies. At the end of each level there is a slow zombies that you do not kill, you have your teammate babysit him while you go to the magic box and get a new gun. This zombie that you babysit is john britt.

Player 1: there is only one zombie left on this round, dont kill him.

Player 2: oh yeah its john britt.

Player 1: babysit johnbritt and left him follow you around while i go get another gun from the magic box.

Player 2: okay after you get a gun, you have to babysit, then waste his ass.

by DJmooncrick3t October 8, 2010

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