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hampsterdance

When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.
Jimmy got so wasted he started to hampsterdance!
by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014
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Hipster

People who apparently don't know that google exists.
Person 1: "I like this one band..... but, you know, you've probably never heard of them."

Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."
by deathsbinky December 1, 2014
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Hipster

Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.
Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.
by Gato Volador December 2, 2014
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Hipster

One who carries their camera in a wooden crate, coz camera bags are way too mainstream.

Will never admit to being hipster.
Zach is wearing a plaid shirt. Such hipster
by swagow May 7, 2014
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hipster: basically modern day hippies who care more about how they look to other people than anything else
by bannaking May 9, 2014
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Hipster: I shall carry this Nietzche book along with this book on embryology to the coffee shop to look intelligent today.
by Psycho-doom May 10, 2014
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hasterpiece

A hasterpiece is the exact opposite of a masterpiece. Absolutely hideous.
"Man that girl's hair is a hasterpiece. Why would she ever think that was a good idea?"
by Ms. Mysterious May 19, 2014
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