Fapadink

The act of fapping a small penis.

Mr. Black grabs his tiny pud between his thumb & finger, and begins to fapadink. Range of motion being 1 inch or less.

by Total Serenity August 1, 2013

faptastic

the sexual appeal and appearance of an individual

"Dude, check out those curves in that tiny outfit. She's faptastic, man."

by Limba Woods December 16, 2013

fapnesia

a condition when you forget when you masturbated or if you even masturbated at all

Person: I'm kind horny right now. I think I'll jack off. Wait didn't I jack off earlier today? I think I have fapnesia

by capitan fap February 25, 2014

fapstein

A Jewish person who masturbates frequently.

"Oh boy, look at that fapstein. I hear when they called him to read Torah in temple he was in the bathroom jacking off."

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

Fapload

Fapload
faeplo:d

Noun

Faploading

Verb

Meaning.
A content uploaded intentionally for the purposes of sexual gratification which has been disguised as innocent but is clearly not.

Example: Amal argues that her thumbnail showing ample cleavage to attract males, the angle of camera and the choices of clothes were unintentional, that her video is just asmr, and that others are just perverted or sexually repressed, however, Amal knows she has purposefully made a fapload.

by Avi May 9, 2016

fapacino

When you masterbate into your coffee or someone else's and then drink it.

I made your mom a fapacino cause that bitch was groggy and she's a freak.

by Jaxsux July 25, 2016

fapple

The act of zoinking your Shaggy into a bottle of Snapple™ and then passing it to a buddy.

I used to hangout with Mark, but last time we hung out he pulled a fapple on me.

by Shaddy_Dooby_Doo July 15, 2016