Bumper Sticker Buddhism 

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

Bumper Sticker Buddhism by Potimarron October 5, 2013

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion 

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

biddy 

"Biddy" is actually a very interesting word because it has two separate origins, both fairly well-documented, which is unusual for a slang term. The primary meaning of "biddy" is "chicken," and it first appeared in the early 17th century. The word probably came from the nonsense syllables used to call chickens -- something like "here biddybiddybiddy," I suppose. By the late 18th century "biddy" had been adopted as a derogatory slang term for women, much in the same unfortunate way that "chick" was in the 1960's.

However, "biddy" in this sense might have died a welcome death had it not been for the influx of Irish immigrants into the U.S. in the early 19th century. Young Irish women often had their passage paid by upper-class American families, for whom they would then work as domestic servants while they paid off their debt. The practice was so widespread that such women came to be known as "Biddies," from a shortening of "Bridget," a common Irish women's name. This use of "biddie" reinvigorated the word, and ever since it has been employed by insolent children to torment their elders.
Sometime in the last 20 years or so, the term was recycled to mean a woman of any age. The connotation may exemplify the earliest expression synonymous with the concept now known as MILF.

"The old biddy is playing bridge"

or

"I'm trying to pick up a biddy"

biddy by skull_dugger December 29, 2007

budd 

"Budd" is the positive usage of the more well known version of the word, "bud". "Bud" is typically used in a negative context; ex: "You wanna take this outside bud?" Budd, on the other hand, can be viewed as a shorter form of saying "buddy". Bud - D. Of course, it is just pronounced as "bud". It is important to remember the appropriate usage of this word when texting or networking.

Positive Budd : "hey budd whatcha doing tonight?"
Negative Bud : "not cool bud"

budd by Kirhanese September 21, 2011

biddy 

In Australia a biddy is a two-for-one McDonald's voucher. It usually entitles the bearer to enjoy two delicious Big Macs for the price of one, but can apply to other items, such as fries and cheeseburgers.

Hey Cletis, some man in the street gave me a biddy! Looks like the whole family will be eating tonight!

biddy by Yddib September 6, 2010

Buddah in the backseat

Someone who is so in touch with who they are, someone so uneffected by outside forces, someone who spreads as much good karma as possible, and someone who is so peaceful and kind that people say that they've got Buddha in the Backseat. It takes a cultured and uneffected person to earn this status.

Mike: Man, Robert just gave a hobo 50 bucks, gave an injured man a ride home, donated his salary for this month to the red cross, and adopted a starving Nigerian baby. Hes definetly got Buddha in the backseat.

Buddah in the backseat by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

Ruby Buddha 

A fat Asian whom which the Buttervillian holiday Gchag is centered around. Damn, it feels good to be a Ruby Buddha. So I here. Life on the streets of Miama aint a piece of cake, infact there is no cake allowed in Miami anymore, thanks to the federal government.

Alex Yang = Ruby Buddha

Ruby Buddha by Thomas Wang January 11, 2008