pepperoni pizza blanket

Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.

by nstlr007 December 7, 2019

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

Pigs in a blanket

Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed

‘Hey bro i just did pigs in a blanket with the school cops yesterday it got messy’

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty June 18, 2020

Cherokee scrotum blanket

An exclusive power move only gay people can do, the gay person takes there ball coverings and puts it over someone like a blanket.

Ayo that gay boy rome gave me the Cherokee scrotum blanket last night.

by J money nigga January 31, 2021

Penguin in a blanket

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"

hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!

by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021

Vell in a Blanket

It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee

Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy

by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021