Windows Time 

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.

Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?

Windows Time by Kalisiin January 7, 2011

wizard time 

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.

"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.

wizard time by Pseudothink May 24, 2014

Jacket Time 

The moment you know you've been at work too long and it's time to leave. The ideal time slot of Jacket Time is 4:55pm to 5:55pm. Make sure to always give yourself a 5min cushion of time when you need to walk out that door.

Time: 4:50pm
Jay: Hey Aaron do you need me to update anything in the deck before I leave?
Aaron: Nah, you're good. We got everything we need for today!

Jay: Ok, Cool. Thanks. (walks around to see if anyone needs help).

Time: 4:55pm
Jay: (to himself) Jacket Time.

Jacket Time by Leisure Club December 4, 2014

buttery timbs

When a pair of timberland boots are looking fly and smooth like butter

Lexis buttery timbs are looking creased up today.

buttery timbs by Credit Recovery January 25, 2017

Posting Time 

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.

James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.

Posting Time by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

boneless timbs 

Fake or knock-off brand of boots or shoes that look similar to Timberland brand.

He's so broke he wears those cheap-ass Boneless Timbs on his feet!

boneless timbs by Grateful Dave March 6, 2020

Corona Time

A time for you to get your wallets ready because you need to buy soap, toilet paper, hand sanitizers, and most importantly a face mask because of the Coronavirus

*runs out of toilet paper*
Corona time

Corona Time by Heyitsyourfavicecreamcone March 15, 2020