white shower 

A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.

"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."

white shower by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Bachelor Shower 

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.

MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...

Bachelor Shower by psuedoben April 4, 2009

intermission shower 

an insanely quick shower taken during the intermission of a sporting event, such as between hockey periods

TV Announcer: And coming up on the Dodge intermission report...
Guy #1: Where'd Bob go?
Guy #2: He went to take an intermission shower. If he times it right he'll be back right before the puck drops for the 3rd period.

Not many things in life are as great as a perfectly-timed intermission shower.

intermission shower by Kle K May 16, 2006

emergency shower 

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.

"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."

emergency shower by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009

Happy Shower 

A shower that consists of masturbating and quick cleansing of the penis after the act has taken place.

"Fancy a wank.. brb off for a happy shower."

Happy Shower by Mr. Donlon September 16, 2012

Minnesota Shower Rod 

When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.

After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.

Minnesota Shower Rod by xah639 February 12, 2013

Bourbon Shower 

Sexual move similar to the Houdini. It involves banging a girl and when you're about pull out and blow your load in her face, instead throwing a shot of Bourbon. Most common in the state of Kentucky.

I met a girl at the bar last night, went back to her place and had a couple drinks. We started banging and as I was about to blow my load, pulled out and instead threw a shot of bourbon her face and screamed, "Bourbon Shower!"

Bourbon Shower by Hesthemanning June 5, 2013