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it's against my idiom

The word idiom has many meanings, one being

"A style of artistic expression characteristic of a particular individual, school, period, or medium: the idiom of the French impressionists; the punk rock idiom."

Therefore can be used as the perfect excuse to get out of doing stuff while still leaving the impression that you are an intelligent, intellectual individual
John: Wanna go to town
Gaz: Nah, it's against my idiom
John: Huh, yeah... (shuffles away)
Gaz is now free to see John's mum, knowing John will be baffled for the next 48 hours
Related Words

Religious Idiots 

Anyone who is a member of a religion. Religion is for those who aren't smart enough to think on thier own so they believe in a book that was written 2000 years ago. They all filled with hatred.
Those religious idiots don't know shit.
Religious Idiots by Tant Lover November 18, 2006

Idiotic imbecile 

A dim-witted moron. A complete stupid idiot. A blinking spazmoid.

This word can be used to describe Caleb, Jack, Jacob, Edward and Toby.
I'm out here with me mandem when this idiotic imbecile comes over to steal me zoots.

Idioteque 

The technologizing of ideas, beliefs, to ideologically cope when this happens: "A defined, synchronised pattern of occurence thrown offcourse by an unforeseen event." It can be a tool of science, politics, religion, anything selling itself...see DENIAL THROUGH DISBELIEF or REVELATION THROUGH THE SUBLIMINAL
Did you read the Martin Amis book "Money"? It's ideotech really helps me either live this fucked up life with ideological ease or see what is really happening.
Idioteque by Jek October 13, 2003

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence 

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

idiocrity 

general acts of utter stupidity leading one to believe that a specific person is a retard
Burrow's idiocrity was a total buzz kill last night.
idiocrity by ilovemyk-swiss October 9, 2005