Denmark's weapon of mass destruction 

The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.

Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed

Denmark's weapon of mass destruction by Dr.FreezeLove March 27, 2017

mr. self destruct 

The mechanical voice inside my head that controls me.

It takes me where I want to go, it gives me all I need to know, it lays me down it uses me up, Mr. Self Destruct

mr. self destruct by TheKoromo-domo March 25, 2013

Destiny 

Potato

Destiny is a potato

Destiny by Hskskf June 15, 2017

Intelligent Design

When the world's worst scientists and academics come together, because they have given up on what they do, and try to explain our existence through the use of magic, excrement, and poorly written books. See also Creationism, Mississipi, ignorant fuck, and giving up.

Philip: The science shit is too hard, we should make it easier.
Mike: Do you believe in magic?
Philip: Sure.
Mike: Cool...that was easy...but we should call it Intelligent Design.
Philip: Let's male-space-dock.
Mike: Ok, I love your balls.

Intelligent Design by Veritas Eruditio December 15, 2006

Desert monkey 

1) An arab
2) A terrorist
3)someone with a name such as "Ravnete" or "Harsimeron"

Guy1: dude, wanna go over to rabbagees house?

Guy2:fuck that desert monkey

Desert monkey by poopooiinurface May 23, 2009

Fashion Designer

The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!

James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!

Fashion Designer by Oh Gordon March 2, 2009

desperate 

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

desperate by Matt March 8, 2005