Captain James Kurland

The commanding officer of Deep Space Nine from 2409 onwards, as well as the captain of U.S.S. Defiant.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 13, 2022

Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022

Cepanje u zahodu

When ur cepanje u zahodu make sure your mother dosen't come in.
If she does she will join you.

Dad am going to cepanje u zahodu.

by IhateBlackPople May 24, 2022

captain ken

The person who is wonderful at absolutely everything they do. They can also accomplish whatever they want…. And always seem to get what they want.

Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.

If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .

He’s the captain, must be a Ken…. It’s captain Ken!

by Larry Edward William Tomlinson June 16, 2022

Captain Jackass

Phrase. Identifying. A individual who always gives "advice" or graces others with there "superior intellect" in a loud annoying way that is common sense(or should be) or has already been stated but now they will say it again in a different tone as if it was never heard or said (short term memory recall), this advice or information is usually given after something has been decided/discussed making the individual feel as though they solved everything and/or nothing would have been decided/done/gained hadnt they "spoken up" these individuals must always have the last word even days later and just a sound; Captain Jackass is not a nick name, this phrase is only use in the type of situation/moment it refers. Traditionally once the individual starts "the thing of it is" speech they are allowed to finish, making this phrase more appropriate as "stupid" doesnt know when to stop once they are pleased with themselves (or youve had enough)give them eye contact and firmly state "THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!!" Adding a "WELL" in front of the phrase to interrupt is optional; Hopefully there is room for reinforcing/retraining the simple minded brain that the knowledge they DO have is basic at best n adults are talking now, If not you have just learn a wonderful new phrase thats perfect when used properly every time!

1: Did you know if you stand in the road you could get hit by a car?.....Yah i know

2: WELL THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!! You are a true asset to mankind......scholar to your peers n such ...
1: What ... Captain peers, like captain Malibu honey ...dbdjf....ddfd.. yah i drink that..
2: You want me to hit you with the newspaper again .... ima get it ...

1: Iam going to the bank in the moring because they are closed after 12pm and I n....
*LOUD INTERRUPTING STUPIDITY*
2: You should go to the bank 1st in the morning remeber they close at 12pm and yo....THE THING OF IT IS my sisters brothers half dogs cusin pet trees gmas worked at the bank makr short story long now they owe me money so they say if you give me your money then ill givejz fieobdbdjrvjfndbwhdjdktnfj dd fkd and ..
3: *WITH THE ASSIST* THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS! WE GOT IT !!

1: Thanks bruh I couldnt take it all that gibberish....its like she making words with ABC magnets ...but THEY JUST BANANA STICKERS! .... i owe you

3: Yep ..you sure do sir ..sure do....Ill add it to your BroTab
2: *Talking to self* Oh uh PEE...Thats what i had ment to say i gottda dpeiplldbdbh....

by ScreenDoor-Junkie July 6, 2022

Centaur

A sub-type of asexual that is physically attracted to people, but still finds genitals off-putting

Becky finds you hot as hell, but she finds your genitals repugnant. It's not you. She's a centaur.

by The blueberry cactus July 7, 2022

captain jack

hes a fat nigga

captain jack is a nigga

by __2301____ July 17, 2022