baker's dick

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.

The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.

by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017

Bakeation

Taking time off work just to get baked. (Smoking cannabis)

John has been on bakeation ever since last Thursday.

by Bubtom April 24, 2017

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

bakea

A bakea is a baker with no sense of taste which makes him a baka as well.

"Man, that guy is such a bakea! Doesn't know shit about baking!"

by a person with Laws and Lies June 9, 2017

Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life

Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked

by Lil Potato June 24, 2017

baked into a pie

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.

I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017