Brokeville Chronicles

The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.

The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.

by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

Stumpany

A stupid company.

Jim should just call it stumpany, stupid company!

by uvogin December 19, 2021

Netwind

Rewinding a Netflix show by a few minutes because you fell asleep the previous evening and can't remember what happened.

Me & the wife had to Netwind Narcos by about 5 minutes...we both must have dozed off the night before and had no idea what was happening.
by RSNK4 January 11, 2018

by RSNK4 July 30, 2023

Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour

In the wake of the CO-VID 19 pandemic, which occurred in the spring of 2020, the Youtube gods attempted to crack down on the hysteria by demonetizing content that contained the word 'Corona', 'Virus' or '19' in any variation, especially in that specific succession. So in an effort to avoid divine punishment, humanity made the collective decision (headed by Dan Avidan of the Game Grumps) to henceforth refer to the virus only as the 'Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour'.

Seven people in my town died after attending the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.

by Marsakali April 2, 2020

Disrecommend

Not prefer something; used in a hatred tone.

I disrecommend living like I do.

by josh_zz January 1, 2019

Malcom worship

To flare your arms up and bend your elbow in and out several hundred times

I saw 2 fuckin weirdos worshipping malcom.It means to flare you arms and bend your elbow in and out several times.Thanks for the idea sarah,caden,and any other malcom worshipers

by Ineedfishbadly May 23, 2019

Squitter

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015