Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021

suck my dick day

give me that good good ha

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”

by for the boys xx August 2, 2021

Ur a dick

Translate to: I am gay

Ur a dick

Damn I thought you were straight

by Sally face on steroids November 1, 2021

beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.

Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!

by Dogdicker November 1, 2021

HISOKAS BIG DICK

HISOKA IS VERY HOT HANDSOME AND HAS A BIG ASS DICK

Random person: hey do you like HISOKAS BIG DICK

me: yes I love HISOKAS BIG DICK

by MUICHIRO TOTIKTO November 6, 2021

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

shit'n dick

other word for fucked;sex

Bob:wait, u got sum pushy?

Rob: yup, shit'n dick inside of her

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021