hipped my brokes

When you’re so insanely stressed you can’t pay attention to driving laws and get in an accident that nearly kills you but you just break your hips and get a concussion.

You know that beautiful chick who worked at the chilling home? I didn’t die, I just hipped my brokes

by Iliarose August 21, 2023

oh my niggagod

the definition of “oh my niggagod” is oh my god nigga

“oh my niggagod ur so fucking retarted killyourself”

by stunnaforvegas August 21, 2023

My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!

A whiny quote from Dr. Jordan Peterson

Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones "My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!"

Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"

Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

My Bulb

That one person you find in times absolute disparity that pulls you out of it; Usually a romantic partner that manages to shift your life completely for the better.

Alex: “Hey, Owen, you’re looking a lot better man.”

Owen: “Yeah man, I met this girl and she’s become my bulb.”

by Gamer big epic August 26, 2023

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023