oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.
Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023
Get the my olivermug. There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.
"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"
"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."
"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."
by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017
Get the I'm in a gender of my ownmug. Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard
Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it
Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it
by beepboop January 2, 2019
Get the Spilt my beermug. by YJAY March 14, 2017
Get the Use my codemug. Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025
Get the You’re stroking my ballsmug. Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.
by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021
Get the wax my windowmug. A slang term used to refer to someone you’re interested in romantically or claim as yours. Commonly used in casual conversation to check where someone stands or express interest.
The term was created and popularized by YouTuber, rapper, and streamer DDG, who often uses it when talking to or about women he's vibing with.
The term was created and popularized by YouTuber, rapper, and streamer DDG, who often uses it when talking to or about women he's vibing with.
"You my ball?" – A way of asking "Are you mine?" or looking for confirmation that the girl is feelin’ you.
Example: “You my ball or what? I been tryna see where we stand.”
"Who ball is you?" – A question for the girl, asking who she’s talking to or involved with at the moment.
Example: “You out here lookin' good—who ball is you?”
"Ain’t that my ball?" – Used when you see the girl you mess with talking to someone else or walking by without acknowledging you.
Example: “Ain’t that my ball? She acting like she don’t know me now?”
Example: “You my ball or what? I been tryna see where we stand.”
"Who ball is you?" – A question for the girl, asking who she’s talking to or involved with at the moment.
Example: “You out here lookin' good—who ball is you?”
"Ain’t that my ball?" – Used when you see the girl you mess with talking to someone else or walking by without acknowledging you.
Example: “Ain’t that my ball? She acting like she don’t know me now?”
by T3bxgo May 31, 2025
Get the My Ballmug.