Microphone Sausage 

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

Microphone Sausage by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020

pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.

Dude you totally just pond sausaged

pond sausage by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020

blueveinian sausage 

A large prick, with blue vascular veins.

Hey Baby, wanna check out my Blueveinian Sausage?

blueveinian sausage by Helmut99 October 16, 2020

Brown Sausage Casing 

When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.

Did you hear about John. He got hemorrhoids after using his brown sausage casing.

Brown Sausage Casing by Perphurdle October 31, 2020

Boob-Sausage 

Boob-Sausage is a game played where you find a sausage looking balloon and a boob shaped balloon and play bat and ball basically.

Guy: Hey let's play boob-sausage
Guy 2:YES!!

Boob-Sausage by BlobFishFace November 14, 2020

Sad sausage 

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely

Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.

Sad sausage by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020

sad sausage 

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

sad sausage by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020