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Texas stupid 

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A special kind of dumb. Someone abnormally ignorant. The kind of person that elects George Bush and Rick Perry.
Jerry likes Donald Trump and roots for the Cowboys, he's as Texas stupid as they come.
Texas stupid by Donnie2Light September 1, 2016
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stupid • Stupidity • stupider • stupid bitch • stupidiot • stupido • stupidhead • Stupid Fuck • stupid ass bitch • stupid face

you'r stupid

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The most ultimate of ultimate insults. Usually used by someone who’s not smart enough to know proper grammar.
John Johnson: "You'r stupid"
Bobby Bob: "You keep telling yourself that, buddy."
you'r stupid by NetPaperS July 18, 2018
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fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. 

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Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
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cock-stupid 

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A male thinking with the brain below his waist.
A sexy female can make a man do anything when he goes cock-stupid.
cock-stupid by Annika October 19, 2004
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Crazy Stupid Fine

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A state of being that can - very commonly - generate a state of trance known commonly to bros everywhere as 'booty blindness', or in layman's terms, 'tunnel vision'.
"Bro, check out that chick on the dance floor."

"Damn, bro! She crazy stupid fine!"
Crazy Stupid Fine by deckardshawls August 10, 2015
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Breathtakingly stupid

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The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

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“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”
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