Dundee Shower 

The original waterless shower. No shower? No problem! Just apply your spray on deodorant liberally and your good to go!

Mark - Did you see the queue for the showers this morning?

Johnny - Aye, I just went for a Dundee Shower instead!

Dundee Shower by FreeScotland December 20, 2009

Iranian steam shower 

when you fart in a hot shower and "hotbox" your: "lover / partner/life-partner / buddy /friend with benefits / hetro-life partner / bitch / whore,etc" and make them gag

Dirty: "here, will you wash my back?"
Sahara: "Sure, anything for you honey"
Dirty: loud, ass flappin, wet diarreha fart
Sahara: dry heaving, gagging sound
Sahara: "I think I just puked in my mouth, you !@#$#%%$^%&*^% digusting @#@$$%$^&*&,your ass smells like a dirty iranian, let me out of here now!"
Dirty: holding door closed
Dirty: "Victory is mine!"
Dirty; two thumbs up
Dirty: "That folks is an Iranian steam shower"

Iranian steam shower by Dirty and Sahara October 10, 2006

Hollywood Shower

The highest accolade one can achieve in baking. When a baked good is deemed so delicious that world-renowned baking expert Paul Hollywood takes a piss on whoever was responsible for producing the baked goods.

*Inside Great British Bake-Off tent*
Paul Hollywood: “Hello Linda what have you made for us today?”
Linda: “I’ve made scones, it was my grandmother’s recipe and has been in my family for centuries”
Paul Hollywood: “You know what, those are the best scones I’ve ever tasted!..”
*Paul proceeds to stand on the judges table and take a piss on Linda*

Marry Berry: “Ah the first Hollywood shower of the series! Your family watching at home will be very proud!”

Hollywood Shower by Silky-G-Smooth November 10, 2020

Arabian shower 

The act of shaving one's pubic hair on another's face. Usually a prank pulled on a drunken and/or passed out person.

Jared was so drunk last night he didn't even notice the pubes on his lips after I gave him an Arabian shower.

Arabian shower by D.ranged March 15, 2008

Golden shower 

An act of spreading fake news by the mainstream media

Buzzfeed is very much into golden showers after presidential elections

Golden shower by Iikagenchan January 11, 2017

full service shower 

A shower in which you wash your hair and shave. A regular shower doesn't include these.

"Hon', Do I have time for a full service shower before we split?"

full service shower by sequoiafog May 14, 2016

cold shower 

adv. 1) completely and absolutely dreadful 2)ugly, displeasing, revolting, or otherwise...suck 3)anything that is the opposite of totally boner

Dude, your hairpiece is so cold shower.

Jenny, let's lose that guy who's following us on the unicycle - he's so cold shower.

You have to shave that mustache, Jim. It's too cold shower.

cold shower by Giuseppe and Louis October 2, 2007