A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?
Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?
Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?
Me- wow you are a true russian person lol
Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?
Me- wow you are a true russian person lol
by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021
Get the Russian personmug. when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. Dude 1) the earth is flat hooray
Dude 2) uh the facts state that the earth is round
Dude 1) what you heard is Russian disinformation. The earth is still flat.
Dude 2) uh the facts state that the earth is round
Dude 1) what you heard is Russian disinformation. The earth is still flat.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
Get the Russian disinformationmug. The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.
by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023
Get the The Russian Bidetmug. The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).
by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021
Get the Russian EMPmug. Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.
Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.
by anonymous August 31, 2023
Get the Russian promotionmug. It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.
Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!
by Not a Russian December 2, 2016
Get the russian foodmug.