Roberto Tobias

A nigga who like it dirty, usually they are Asian .
They usually like to play allot video games. During there free time they usually watch porn or jerk there average size penises.

Yo Roberto Tobias did a big one on me last night.

by Dartcoc November 6, 2017

Robertrobot13

a famous youtuber...

robertrobot13 is noice!!

by litty tittys November 17, 2017

Roberto

The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)

Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO

by Ilovechinks737382 April 11, 2018

Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.

Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.

by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

The writer of the CW'S Riverdale. Known for being lesbophobic

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa should give Choni, Kevin and Josie more screentime.

by vitalecapaciteit November 8, 2018

Roberto

A nice man/boy went through depression. He is religious. If you disrespect him your outcome will be bad. He is successful.He might act annoying but because of girl. He has a huge Dic*. He has a good personality

If You meet a ROBERTO you are in luck
If you date a ROBERTO the future holds something for you

If you meet a ROBERTO you are in luck
If you date a ROBERTO the future holds something for you

by Someone29441 February 24, 2019

Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.

Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”

by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019