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New Jersey

One of the most polluted states in the United States, although it does have some nice parts (but what state doesn't?).

Imagine any other state in the Northeast US, with everyday things like suburbs, shopping centers, parking lots, wooded areas here and there, highways, businesses, schools, etc., but with all of these things cramped together in a space 50% smaller than they should be, and it gets bigger every year. And then they say "Hey, development creates jobs! Do you have a problem with jobs being created? huh? huh?" Great.
New Jersey is like one big orgy of feces and urine, with some air freshener thrown in to make up for the sick part, especially on the weekends.
by Chuck December 7, 2003
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new jersey

NJ is a real wasteland, and a disappointing state that can be pretty boring but you could do a lot worse as far as boring i.e. Idaho, North and South Dakota, Iowa, Ohio, Indiana, Oklahoma, Alabama etc.

NJ is just barely tolerable.
Almost everyone has lived in NJ at some point in their life, but you wouldn't know because no one dares admit it. the only ones who seem to be proud of this state are Bon Jovi and Springstein, still trying to figure out why.
by clyde June 4, 2004
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new beat

A hybrid of techno and house music mainly coming out of Belgium or the Netherlands in the late 1980's. The beats per minute were slower than techno/house, but faster than hiphop.
The Lords of Acid played a few of their older New Beat tracks, at the party.
by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006
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New Jersey

When the shitbox of a state New York flushes the toilet the excrement is sent down the pipe and straight to the taps of those in New Jersey. Drinking such contaminated water leads to rampant retardation outbreaks and arrogant attitudes common to the idiots who live in New York. New Jersey is New York's sewer. Every summer this state is flooded by retards from New York who fuck on the beach and discard their used condoms in the ocean.
When I went to the Jersey shore i got a case of herpigonnasiphylaids from the sand thanks to those New York assholes who think New Jersey is a fuck box.
by Phukstick May 1, 2011
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new orleans

New Orleans is under water!
by damian said this :-D September 22, 2005
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New England

Well if u think about its the most preppiest area of the united states, with states such as connecticut, maine, new hampshire, mass., rhode island, and vermont whats not to like? yes most of these states are where money lives, and yes they are filled with preppy people, but they have some of the best food, shopping, vaction and etc. now i think this because im a preppy so yea... anyway not to mention they were some of the most early settlements.
guy- hey i have to go to new england know anything about it?
guy2- how did u survive school?
by JonnyWA December 15, 2008
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New Hotness

To refer to something as being better than a previous ownership. Mostly used when talking about cars. Made famous by J.W.A.S!
Yo did u check out Josh's new hotness? Much better than that p.o.s Escort he used to have.
by Johnny Blaze April 15, 2004
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