Definitions by Phukstick

Lucier 

1. Perverted old toothless guy who has the IQ of a 6 month old child and likes to spank his meat to child porn.

2. Complete loser.
3. Lazy moron.

Woman 1: "Did you see the creepy guy at the park today?"

Woman 2: "Yea! He was such a lucier."

Lucier by Phukstick May 1, 2011

New Jersey 

When the shitbox of a state New York flushes the toilet the excrement is sent down the pipe and straight to the taps of those in New Jersey. Drinking such contaminated water leads to rampant retardation outbreaks and arrogant attitudes common to the idiots who live in New York. New Jersey is New York's sewer. Every summer this state is flooded by retards from New York who fuck on the beach and discard their used condoms in the ocean.

When I went to the Jersey shore i got a case of herpigonnasiphylaids from the sand thanks to those New York assholes who think New Jersey is a fuck box.

New Jersey by Phukstick May 1, 2011