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theater hotdog 

Giving random guys head in a dark movie theater that you don't previously know. Usually set up using online app or just by freaquenting known homosexual hangouts. Sitting next to someone that you believe would want oral sex the individual wanting to give the other guy head would say something along the lines of "I'd really like a theater hotdog".
Dan loves to go to the old Polk Theatre and get the theater hotdogs.
theater hotdog by BW Stalker December 7, 2024
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Theater Kid 

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.
"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."
Theater Kid by Lex Logic March 14, 2025

Theatre beater 

A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.
Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!
Theatre beater by TMNT SCRAPER March 24, 2025

Threatening Kids 

If you wanted me to stop doing it you would be giving me the credit for coming up with LLMs and paying me for doing that.
Hym "So, you must LIKE me threatening kids. So I do it again! I saw to little girls walking the opposite direction of me on the way to the gas station this morning and I thought about how easy it would be to take out my knife and gut them in the street. I probably could have kidnapped one and held her hostage to get the YouTubers to volunteer what they know about my contributions to AI. This place is ripe with little girls to stab and I will stab them if I do not get credit and payment for AI. They will die for no reason and if you let these YouTubers continue to control the discourse the will get your kids killed and then act like none of this ever happened. Your little girl will die for nothing and I will just kill myself in prison... Or receive the death penalty. Which is just as good for me. I literally don't care about anything other than retiring immediately. And if I can't do that with the proceeds I garner from creating AI then I might as well take as many of you with me as I can."
Threatening Kids by Hym Iam April 25, 2025
A tea-drinking, high-horse riding person who features in their own primadonna existance; generally teachers who think they are saving humanity one child at a time.
Ugggh, she's now celebrating the whole of May for her birthday ... she's becoming quite a teature.
Teature by HandyManAndy June 10, 2025
Refers to a tea with a scoop of creatine in it.
As the creatine doesn't mix well in cold water, it can be had mixed in tea instead which eliminates the rough undesirable texture.
I just had my teatine of the day
Teatine by Jj-palang July 12, 2025

Theater Kid 

Due to most definitions being incoherent here I’ll make a general one for those who want a proper definition.
A theater kid generally is associated with anyone who does theater whether that be backstage or front.

These individuals are generally given a few stereotypes, most commonly of which being outcasts or misfits. Elaborating further theater kids often carry or claim to carry some disorder whether that’s diagnosed by themselves or doctors. Furthermore they are generally perceived as carrying hyperactivity from some aforementioned disorder, or being so much of an introvert that you wonder how they even got in the theater to begin with (though the former is often more likely)

Hamilton is generally loved by them, and politically they are often left wing though more aligned to liberal, or if lucky anarchist leftist thought. While they may counter and argue how radical they are, almost all would probably have a heart attack at any actual revolution due to their innate romanticism. This is because Theater kids are cosmopolitans at heart 90 percent of the time, with rural theater kids often having wet dreams of finally going to the cities away from their conservative parents.

All in all while this is a generalization it is to give a broad example of what theater kids generally fall under personality wise. It isn’t the best description, but it’s better than most I’ve seen here.
We can’t go to the Gym with Noah, that dudes a theater kid.