Mexican Air Freshener 

The sexual act of eating substantial portions of Mexican food and defecating on your partner's stomach while facing away from them, followed by the wafting of the smell toward said partner.

Bro A: Dude, I gave Jennifer a Mexican Air Freshener last night and I think she liked it.
Bro B: How do you know?
Bro A: She said she loved it right before she vomited.

Mexican Air Freshener by Infected Kittie June 14, 2010

Mexican Down Syndrome 

A semi-uncommon disorder among Mexican immigrants, MDS consists of a total lack of knowledge of American culture and language. Phrases such as "Come over, i'll cook you", "I love the smell of burn", "Can I use powerful words?", and "Smelt" are used frequently. Patients diagnosed normally don't have many friends, and are give shit by nearly everyone.

Jay: Did Rosa just say,"Shit my hole"?

Matt: Give her a break, her doctor says she has a case of chronic Mexican Down Syndrome.

Mexican Down Syndrome by Richard Pancreas February 21, 2009

mexican hand job 

The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.

Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"

Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"

Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."

Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."

mexican hand job by tygotmojjo December 14, 2008

mexican gonorrhea 

A revolting disease in which a man's testicles turn into maracas, and within 7-10 days spontaneously fall off

Jordan had sex with a mexican woman and received mexican gonorrhea; Jordan has balls no more : (

mexican gonorrhea by Bobweaddababyitzaboi July 21, 2006

mexican backwash

where you bang a beezie with a mexican beer bottle and drink her pussy juice out of the bottle

brandon and mary beth did a mexican backwash on new years eve

mexican backwash by Kangaroocourt February 10, 2007

mexican ninja 

A sexual act wherein one proceeds to have a quickie with their partner in the kitchen of a resaurant (preferably a burrito joint) during operating hours in a covert manner.

I am Zorro, the true master of the mexican ninja! HIHO SILVER!!!! AWAY!!!!

mexican ninja by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

Mexican Demo 

A Bootleg. Similar to an Italian Import but more of a modern term to describe bootleg CDs that may have been made on home equipment rather than a pressing plant over seas. Used to describe a bootleg without saying the word. Typically found in the music industry and sold in smaller music stores.

The guy at the store said he got a new shipment of Mexican Demos yesterday.

Mexican Demo by MERVERNATOR March 30, 2005