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Stockenfreude

The gleeful feeling you get when a stock you sold goes down in price after you sold it.
Look at that smirk on Jenny's face -- she sold her Microsoft stock at $325, and now it's $250. Yeah, she's experiencing stockenfreude.
by ibiwisi1 January 14, 2022
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Stocker

A person who collects followers, random online friends or matches on a swipe app.
She only collects matches, never talks to them, she is just a stocker on tinder.
by Chris.b66 January 28, 2022
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stocksexual

The sexual attraction to the fluctuation of stock prices, assets and crypto currencies.
"I woke up naked spooning my laptop, which had coinspot open tracking eutherium. Dude I think I may be stocksexual"
by CSkyhawk December 14, 2021
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Stockholmwhipped

Stockholm-whipped (støkhōm-hwĭpt′)

Adjective:

Someone, usually a man, in a marriage suffering from a combination of two concurrent conditions from his wife.
A man submitting to a wife's will, implicitly under threat of the denial of sexual activities from their perceived “magical vagina” This is combined with the feeling that the husband is a hostage in the relationship yet develops a psychological bond with their captor-wives during long term marital captivity.
“Man, Tom really turned into a raging lib. He used to be normal. Yes, he Sally really has him Stockholmwhipped.”
by Sammy the ham January 4, 2022
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StockPhotos

Photographs of things,people or art and uploaded onto a software
Yo got any StockPhotos?
No.
by BottomDop February 20, 2022
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Stockholm

The worst place in Sweden. When you go there you want to rip your eyes out and dislocate every bone in your body. The people from Stockholm are even worse. They are entitled pricks who think they are better than everyone else.
Person 1: Hey, Shhould we go to Stockholm?
Person 2: No, go fuck yourself!
by Scanian Idiot March 16, 2022
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