Definitions by ibiwisi1

Stockenfreude

The gleeful feeling you get when a stock you sold goes down in price after you sold it.

Look at that smirk on Jenny's face -- she sold her Microsoft stock at $325, and now it's $250. Yeah, she's experiencing stockenfreude.

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The condition of appearing on-the-fence about something, when in fact your mind is made up.

Sam is showing his typical shambivalence -- he doesn't want to admit that he's made his mind up.

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