come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

balls of jesus

The Best Balls in the Land.

did you see Jesus's balls when he was nailed to the cross. man oh man they look tasty. Like the Balls of Jesus.

by Suck Meoff August 19, 2006

Black Jesus

A reasonably healthy munchie sandwich when your high as f@#$ which consist of peanut butter, nutella and slices of bananas and toasted bread.

Black Jesus was F!@#in' delicious.. no homo

by xdubz March 1, 2011

black jesus

The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.

"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"

by s(^.~)z July 16, 2008

Jesus Hole

The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.

man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"

by ticklybawbag September 9, 2009

Jesus Leg

Making a chick cum just by rubbing your leg on her vagina.

My niggsa L Dog the omniscient gave that hoe the Jesus Leg

by KP the black man February 5, 2009

jesus pills

common slang for adderall

Wow, I have 4 tests in the next two days.. time to find me some jesus pills and get that shit done!

by EonBlue987 March 4, 2009